
Cave (Johnson) Sounds
A sound mod that replaces all cave ambiance with random Cave Johnson quotes. All Hail JK Simmons! !
About this Mod
This is a simple sound replacement mod that changes all of the ambient cave noises to quotes from Cave Johnson, primarily from Portal 2. There are a few lines from the Perpetual Testing Initiative, and a select few from other DLCs.
This mod is still in development, so here are some things I would like to add:
Echo / distance in the sound effects
Subtitles
Different chance for each voiceline
Location-based lines
Official ports to Neoforge and Forge.
For now, use Sinytra Connector and Forgeified Fabric API to hear Cave in your Forge and Neoforge modpacks.
Available Versions
How to Install Cave (Johnson) Sounds on Your Server
Order Server
Order a Minecraft Java server with at least 3 GB RAM (4 GB recommended).
Set fabric Loader
In the panel under "Egg", select the fabric loader and matching Minecraft version (26.1.2).
Install Mod
Open the mod browser in the dashboard and search for "Cave (Johnson) Sounds". Click "Install" – done! Alternatively, upload the .jar via SFTP to the /mods folder.
Compatibility
Mod Loaders
Minecraft Versions
26.1.2
Server-side
~ OptionalRecommended RAM
4 GB(min. 3 GB)Frequently Asked Questions
Cave (Johnson) Sounds server crashes on startup – what to do?
Most common cause: wrong fabric version or insufficient RAM. Check the server log (latest.log) for "OutOfMemoryError" or "Mixin" errors. With Mado Hosting: ensure at least 3 GB RAM is allocated and the loader matches the mod version (26.1.2). You can switch loaders with one click in the panel.
Is Cave (Johnson) Sounds compatible with fabric?
Cave (Johnson) Sounds officially supports fabric for Minecraft 26.1.2. The Mado dashboard automatically detects incompatible loader combinations.
Server lagging with Cave (Johnson) Sounds – how to optimize performance?
Recommended RAM: 4 GB (per 8 players). Use /spark profiler to check if Cave (Johnson) Sounds consumes the most tick time. Common fixes: reduce server view-distance to 8-10, install "performant" or "starlight" as supplementary mods on Forge. With Mado Hosting, your server runs on NVMe SSDs with dedicated CPU cores for minimal latency.
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