
Do Not Eat Your Friends
You can't eat potatoes since you are also a potato.
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About this Mod
This mod works and will always only work on the Poisonous Potato Update (24w14potato)
This mod was made for ModFest: FlashFest Potato
Introduction
In this update, Mojang let us know that everything is considered as potatoes. In fact, even us are potatoes.
So, if we are all potatoes, why would we be able to eat our beloved potato friends?
Then, I had a beautiful idea: and this mod was born.
This mod removes food usages for the following items:
minecraft:potatominecraft:baked_potatominecraft:poisonous_potato_friesminecraft:poisonous_potato_sticksminecraft:poisonous_potato_slicesminecraft:poisonous_potato_chipsminecraft:hot_potatominecraft:poisonous_potato(dude this is stacked by 99 wtf)minecraft:golden_poisonous_potatominecraft:snektato
These items will also implore you to not eat them if you try it as displayed in the Gallery.
Available Versions
How to Install Do Not Eat Your Friends on Your Server
Order Server
Order a Minecraft Java server with at least 3 GB RAM (4 GB recommended).
Set fabric Loader
In the panel under "Egg", select the fabric loader and matching Minecraft version (24w14potato).
Install Mod
Open the mod browser in the dashboard and search for "Do Not Eat Your Friends". Click "Install" – done! Alternatively, upload the .jar via SFTP to the /mods folder.
Compatibility
Mod Loaders
Minecraft Versions
24w14potato
Server-side
✓ RequiredRecommended RAM
4 GB(min. 3 GB)Frequently Asked Questions
Do Not Eat Your Friends server crashes on startup – what to do?
Most common cause: wrong fabric version or insufficient RAM. Check the server log (latest.log) for "OutOfMemoryError" or "Mixin" errors. With Mado Hosting: ensure at least 3 GB RAM is allocated and the loader matches the mod version (24w14potato). You can switch loaders with one click in the panel.
Is Do Not Eat Your Friends compatible with fabric and quilt?
Do Not Eat Your Friends officially supports fabric, quilt for Minecraft 24w14potato. The Mado dashboard automatically detects incompatible loader combinations.
Server lagging with Do Not Eat Your Friends – how to optimize performance?
Recommended RAM: 4 GB (per 8 players). Use /spark profiler to check if Do Not Eat Your Friends consumes the most tick time. Common fixes: reduce server view-distance to 8-10, install "performant" or "starlight" as supplementary mods on Forge. With Mado Hosting, your server runs on NVMe SSDs with dedicated CPU cores for minimal latency.
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