Joandre: The Mod
A mod that adds items inspired by Joandre Olmeda
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About this Mod
Joandre Olmeda is a questionable person
This mod aims to add several things that Joandre Olmeda is well known for, which includes:
- Yogurt
- Blueberries
- Dropping phones into toilets
- Terrible music
As well as other items that one may find interesting.
Many items are made with a new ore called "Joandreite", a light blue semi-rare crystal
Strawberries, blueberries, and vanilla are all new plants that can be found where you would think they would
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Strawberries: Birch biomes
Blueberries: Forest and plains biomes
Vanilla: Jungle biomes
Some items added have new behaviors that will, with a 100% guarantee, make you question why they haven't already been added to Minecraft! A key behavior is turning Zoglins, a famously useless and stupid mob, into Hoglins!
Crafting Recipes & Crafting-related info:
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Compatibility with other mods is very likely, but the mods this one has been tested with are REI and Sodium
This mod is still a work-in-progress and new features will be added to integrate more Joandrefeatures into the game
Available Versions
How to Install Joandre: The Mod on Your Server
Order Server
Order a Minecraft Java server with at least 3 GB RAM (4 GB recommended).
Set fabric Loader
In the panel under "Egg", select the fabric loader and matching Minecraft version (1.21.5).
Install Mod
Open the mod browser in the dashboard and search for "Joandre: The Mod". Click "Install" – done! Alternatively, upload the .jar via SFTP to the /mods folder.
Compatibility
Mod Loaders
Minecraft Versions
1.21.5
Server-side
✓ RequiredRecommended RAM
4 GB(min. 3 GB)Frequently Asked Questions
Joandre: The Mod server crashes on startup – what to do?
Most common cause: wrong fabric version or insufficient RAM. Check the server log (latest.log) for "OutOfMemoryError" or "Mixin" errors. With Mado Hosting: ensure at least 3 GB RAM is allocated and the loader matches the mod version (1.21.5). You can switch loaders with one click in the panel.
Is Joandre: The Mod compatible with fabric?
Joandre: The Mod officially supports fabric for Minecraft 1.21.5. The Mado dashboard automatically detects incompatible loader combinations.
Server lagging with Joandre: The Mod – how to optimize performance?
Recommended RAM: 4 GB (per 8 players). Use /spark profiler to check if Joandre: The Mod consumes the most tick time. Common fixes: reduce server view-distance to 8-10, install "performant" or "starlight" as supplementary mods on Forge. With Mado Hosting, your server runs on NVMe SSDs with dedicated CPU cores for minimal latency.
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