Super Sheep Bombard

In this story, the adults lived underground, holed up like rats. The children played in caves, far from the sun's rays. From an early age, they were taught never to jump! The Super Sheeps could not stand humans jumping. There were dark ages, where sheeps dominated the world with overwhelming military supremacy. Century after century, humanity resisted. Tried to.

With humanity on the brink of extinction, the sheep attacks subsided and disappeared altogether. Humans had stopped jumping. DNA modified their legs, preventing jumps. And eventually, the legend has been lost in time.

But in the 20th century, a man found the damned grimoire. In disbelief, he tried to jump. But faced with the immense difficulty of bending his legs, he trained day and night to achieve it. If humans could jump, he had to prove it! And finaly, it happened. The impossible. The unthinkable.

He jumped.

He had discovered the ruthless legend of the Super Sheeps, and proved it was real, using science and its own legs. Now he knew the truth, he had to show the world a human could jump! But in the depths of space, an unfathomable power has awakened. Disturbed by the shock waves of his jumps, transcending space.
It was furious. It was coming.

And it wanted him dead!

Congratulations. You're the guy.

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