
Knarfy's Terrible PvP
Adding Dumb PvP tools and items for some chaos
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About this Mod
Knarfy's Terrible PVP
A bunch of ridiculous PvP items designed to make fights chaotic, unfair, and
extremely funny. Designed based on comments from Knarfy's YouTube Channel!
(PLEASE remember that this mod is NOT supposed to be polished, and may lead to crashes or strange errors. Don't use this mod on a world you like!)
Check out the original video from Knarfy here:
What's in the mod:
Items
- Comically Large Rubber Chicken — A real squeaky melee weapon. Squeak it
on entities, blocks, or just into the void. Has its own death messages and
sound effects. - Obligatory Frying Pan — Every swing is a critical hit, with knockback.
Makes a satisfying SMACK on block breaks. - Stale Baguette — 10 durability, 25 attack damage. Eat it for Resistance.
Use it well, it won't last long. - Sharpened Dripstone — A throwable shard with the trident throwing pose.
Craft by right-clicking pointed dripstone on an anvil or grindstone.
Enchantable with Explosive (boom) or Swarming (one becomes many). - Damage Dice — Throw it down, watch it tumble, right-click the resulting
dice mob to consume it for a tiered Strength buff based on the roll (1–6). - Insta Gapple Slice — Quick snack. Quick heal.
- Portable Void — Right-click to swap places with a random nearby entity.
(Configurable to ignore hostile mobs via gamerule) - Grandma's Walker — When Grandma Mode activates, you get a walker in your
offhand and the appropriate slow shuffle. You're old now. - Plot Armor (full set) — Grows in protection every time anyone sends a chat
message. The longer your monologue, the harder you are to kill. Resets on
death.
Mobs
- Angry Chicken — A vanilla chicken's vengeful cousin. Glowing red eyes
when angry. - Dripstone Minion — A walking pointed dripstone that obeys nobody.
Effect
- Grandma Mode — Comes as a regular potion, splash potion, lingering
potion, and tipped arrow. Slows you down, weakens your jumps, gives you a
walker, and plays the unmistakable Grandma shuffle animation. Try not to
laugh.
Commands
/pvp startand/pvp stop— Set up or tear down a PvP match. Hands out
the kit (or vanilla kit), enables the lives system, manages tagging./pvp tag <player> custom_items|vanilla_items— Tag a player for a kit./kit pvp_items <player>//kit vanilla_items <player>— Give a kit
directly without starting a match./lives setup— Enable the player-lives system./lives off— Disable the lives system./lives set <player> <count>— Override a player's lives./lives reset <player>— Reset a player's lives to default.
Gamerules
spamThrowableDripstone— Removes the throwable dripstone cooldown.spamDice— Lets damage dice stack their Strength buff instead of
refreshing it.voidIgnoresHostileMobs— Portable Void won't target hostile mobs.playerLifeSystem— Master switch for the lives system; set automatically
by/lives setupand/pvp start.
Advancements
A full advancement tree with goals like Roll for Initiative, Care for some
cookies?, BOOOM!!, Multiplication, and Who knew, right? — each tied to
a specific item or interaction.
Requirements
- Minecraft 26.1.2
- Fabric Loader 0.19.0+
- Fabric API 0.148.2+26.1.2 or compatible
Compatibility
Tested with Sodium, Iris, Simple Voice Chat, Flashback, and Axiom.
Available Versions
How to Install Knarfy's Terrible PvP on Your Server
Order Server
Order a Minecraft Java server with at least 3 GB RAM (4 GB recommended).
Set fabric Loader
In the panel under "Egg", select the fabric loader and matching Minecraft version (26.1.2).
Install Mod
Open the mod browser in the dashboard and search for "Knarfy's Terrible PvP". Click "Install" – done! Alternatively, upload the .jar via SFTP to the /mods folder.
Compatibility
Mod Loaders
Minecraft Versions
26.1.2, 26.1.1, 26.1
Server-side
✓ RequiredRecommended RAM
4 GB(min. 3 GB)Frequently Asked Questions
Knarfy's Terrible PvP server crashes on startup – what to do?
Most common cause: wrong fabric version or insufficient RAM. Check the server log (latest.log) for "OutOfMemoryError" or "Mixin" errors. With Mado Hosting: ensure at least 3 GB RAM is allocated and the loader matches the mod version (26.1.2). You can switch loaders with one click in the panel.
Is Knarfy's Terrible PvP compatible with fabric?
Knarfy's Terrible PvP officially supports fabric for Minecraft 26.1.2, 26.1.1, 26.1. The Mado dashboard automatically detects incompatible loader combinations.
Server lagging with Knarfy's Terrible PvP – how to optimize performance?
Recommended RAM: 4 GB (per 8 players). Use /spark profiler to check if Knarfy's Terrible PvP consumes the most tick time. Common fixes: reduce server view-distance to 8-10, install "performant" or "starlight" as supplementary mods on Forge. With Mado Hosting, your server runs on NVMe SSDs with dedicated CPU cores for minimal latency.
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